Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

Parking Pirate

A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.

This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.

As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!

There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.

by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008

Noob Packin

In Halo when three nubs get in the warthog in CTF BG and go straight for your flag like they have a chance at getting it, but are really just giving the other team a free triple kill.

noob #1> OMFG LETS GET IN THE WARTHOG
noob #2> YAY SHODDY DRIVING!
noob #3> IM A NUB. YAY!

1337 5ki115> Shoddy triple penetration

by 455 Mi1k December 6, 2004

Screaming parking lot lady

A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....

1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT

go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing

"YE KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!"

~Screaming parking lot lady

by poopypants993 December 11, 2010

Nose picking

Masturbation of the nose.

You can pick it for hours just to get out some very tough and stuck snots. Once it comes out you feel euphoric and very relieved.

I was doing some nose picking my nose very hard the other day that I got out tons of boogers, felt so damn good.

by nosepickin' October 30, 2011

Parking Lot

A traffic jam where not a single car is moving.

The 101-405 interchange was a parking lot at rush hour.

by ncode April 12, 2006

hard parking

Coined by at least by the Honda-Tech mob describing cars that have all the "race"/track mods known to man and beast only to be parked up or never raced.

Benen tow hooks, lowered some much you scrape EVERYTHING, therefore things that are race used but all the car does is "hard parking"

by mr_ben April 10, 2007