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Parker

That kid you thought was the plainest, most boring, most normal kid you'd ever seen until you started talking to him. When talked to, a Parker will magically transform into a wizard of strangeness that you slowly realize is a lot like you. Parkers have an innability to be assholes, and they are usually your introduction to the actual cool world. He's not one of those losers who say they're cool. He actually IS cool. And he lacks no self esteem, but he doesnt flaunt his coolness like the other guys do.Usually he keeps his real feelings a secret, but he's easy to figure out. A parker is, in a package, a crazily cool good friend.
"hey look it's parker!"
"HES SO MAGICAL"
by winslowswag February 28, 2015
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pecker face

adj./noun A term used to in place of "dick head". A put down with more of an impact than dick head. Also pecker head.
You are such a damn pecker face, you ran over my dog!
by Jono December 13, 2003
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Pecker Shot

The act of having a person get down on their knees, at the penile level, and having the receiver slurp up beer or alcohol while the cup or glass is being held by the giver close to his/her pecker. The act is often followed or proceeded by the giver playfully saying: "Pecker Shot!"
I asked everyone at the party if they wanted a pecker shot and only one guy accepted it!
by alpafi April 22, 2011
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pecker-slap

A sexual act that Paris Hilton is quite accustomed to....being slapped in the face with a floppy dick.

Also used as a slang term for getting your ass kicked in a game of some type.
OMG LOL I just got finished getting pecker-slapped playing counterstrike.
by The Toe August 6, 2004
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tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.
If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.
by improviduto August 26, 2005
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Peter Parker Syndrome

Being brilliant but lazy.
I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.
by DarkElite777 December 31, 2007
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pecker tracks

after joann gave me a great blow job i noticed pecker tracks on the seat covers
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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