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scarlet pumpernickel

An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.
Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"

Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"
by Tor-whore June 30, 2014
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pimpertine

A guy with who scores girls via the internet despite the fact that he is married.
He just pulled a pimpertine. or I just caught him on Match.com pulling a Pimpertine.
by Patrick Benson October 9, 2006
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Get It Pumped

Get It Pumped is not a slang term that has anything at all to do with sexual intercourse. Get It Pumped basically means to put something on (i.e. music, a game etc.) and can apply to a lot of things.
You find your Queen cd at a party

"Get It Pumped!"

While channel hopping you see Forrest Gump

"Get It Pumped!"
by KsE-01 December 17, 2007
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pupper

Anus.

A term used to describe a females bum hole.
I was well on for sliding one up her pupper
Mate, did you do her up the pupper?
by JeffoMcReffo August 3, 2007
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Get Pumped

What ninjas do before they Flip Out
I got so pumped, I was ready to Flip out and kick someone's mom in the face
by hash007 July 1, 2003
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Puppers

A little stain of poop on ur underwear
I have a puppers
by Euhhhhh August 14, 2017
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Pumpee Bumpee

One who passes wind frequently and also enjoys partaking in daily bum pees.
The girl thought she had a serious illness, but she just needed to pump and go for a bum pee. What a pumpee bumpee!
by Pooob March 16, 2011
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