Palmar

A Palmar is smart, funny, and cool kid. He is also usually studious but knows how to have fun. He is usually friendly with others but stays away from trouble. When spelled like this Palmar is a boy name.

Hey man, did you see Palmar with that hispanic chick.

Did you see Palmar at school, he had an A on that test.

by Jerry Daddy December 25, 2017

show palms

To initiate a hug by, quite literally, showing your palms while your arms are out by your sides.

I didn't think we were all that close but at the end of the night she showed palms so I hugged her goodbye.

by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005

Stuart-Palmer

He is a man with the brains of a chimp!!

look he is a stuart-palmer

by stuart palmer December 1, 2009

Brown Palm

Same concept as a blumpkin, except to are giving yourself or recieving a hand job while taking a poop on the toilet.

Yo, did you hear that Chris got a brown palm from a man the other night.

by md is for lovers January 14, 2010

saw palmetto

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Scrubby, palm-like bush native to the South Carolina. Widely available dried, ground and put into OTC supplements in capsule form from numerous manufacturers.

Since this herbal product is not regulated by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA), empirical claims or benefits are hard to come by. It may be just a nostrum, but many middle-aged men consider it helpful for prostate function or flow.

Manufacturers' recommended dosages are usually one or two capsules per day. Common formulations include 100 mg per capsule for saw palmetto from the berry portion only, or around 500 mg from the overall plant, sometimes including some berry-only derived saw palmetto and other additives such as pygeum and pumpkin seed.

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"Uncle Jerry says saw palmetto makes him hornier because it works with zinc to increase and improve the flow of prostatic fluid."

"Prostatic fluid?"

"Yes, Kyle, the stuff that makes up about two-thirds of your semen."

"Are you sure it isn't just a nostrum with a placebo effect?"

"Could be, but why would my uncle avoid something that he knows has helped him even if the way it works is merely psychological?"

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by al-in-chgo March 7, 2010

The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".

The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"

by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010

Ronald Palmer

To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.

That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019