The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
by daeyoh September 19, 2020
Get the poop minute mug.A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.
"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014
Get the poop retreat mug.1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 5, 2019
Get the Ghost Pooping mug."Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
Get the poop painting mug.Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021
Get the Poop ball mug.when you put two buttholes together and one poops in the other and the poop slingshots continuously between the two buttholes (gradually creating more residue and becoming softer)
by pooptheorist April 12, 2022
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