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Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.
wow my dad is such a Poon Monger
by pat May 13, 2005
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pastrami poon

A girl's snatch that's so worn out and ravaged it looks something like a pastrami sandwich.
Man, a train must have run through that thing. It's naught but pastrami poon now =(
by _sean December 7, 2006
mugGet the pastrami poonmug.

poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)
"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."
by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006
mugGet the poon spearmug.

Goat poon

I really want some goat poon
by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016
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Poone Houndering

The act of being a manwhore (i.e. slut, harlot)
Poone Houndery- 1. When you really want some pussy.
2. A term involving any act of vulgarity.

Poone Hounded (past tense)- An acting of vulgarity/houndering that has already happened.
1. You just got poone houndered in x-box son!

2. I just poone houndered your mom!

3. I'm all about that poone houndering.
by Lawrence A December 8, 2010
mugGet the Poone Hounderingmug.

Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."
So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!
by smblkc November 27, 2010
mugGet the Poon Goomug.

Ming Poon

Ming Poon ks u la~
by kser October 9, 2003
mugGet the Ming Poonmug.

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