Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.
wow my dad is such a Poon Monger
by pat February 24, 2005
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pastrami poon

A girl's snatch that's so worn out and ravaged it looks something like a pastrami sandwich.
Man, a train must have run through that thing. It's naught but pastrami poon now =(
by _sean December 07, 2006
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poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)
"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."
by HeadiusMaximus August 09, 2006
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Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."
So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!
by smblkc November 25, 2010
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Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place
Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"
by Barry the wise March 17, 2016
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Poon-Toggle

The act of slapping your hand back and forth between someones legs, in the same act as flipping a light switch on and off repeatedly. The closer you are to their crotch the better the maneuver. Must be performed with guile otherwise it'll leave you questioning your sexuality.
I poon-toggled Dave while he was distracted by a pair of voluptuous breasts!
by The Togglers May 03, 2011
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poon hoover

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.
"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"
by Corey Martin April 26, 2007
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