Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

by pat February 24, 2005

pastrami poon

A girl's snatch that's so worn out and ravaged it looks something like a pastrami sandwich.

Man, a train must have run through that thing. It's naught but pastrami poon now =(

by _sean December 07, 2006

poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)

"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."

by HeadiusMaximus August 09, 2006

Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."

So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!

by smblkc November 25, 2010

Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place

Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"

by Barry the wise March 17, 2016

Poon Dew

A delectable concoction of port and mountain dew. Often drank by those on a meager budget. This magical elixir is also known to produce no hangover the next day.

"Shall we drink some poon dew?" inquired Michael

"Fuck Yes!!!" replied the rest of the entourage, keen to become intoxicated once more.

by Mikey_T April 14, 2011

monsoon of poon

1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.

2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.

Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!

Pat: No way!

Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!

by blaker_oats February 24, 2011