Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

by ket. February 16, 2017

Poo glitter

The appearance of corn in your poop.

After a nice meal of corn on the cob , I am going to be rich in poo glitter tomorrow.

by Pablo Tornado September 22, 2017

Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.

Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”

by Skaternator May 23, 2018

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018

poo eyes

a loyal fan of the legend xxxtentacion
they are big fans of the song SAD!

"yo that guy over there has big ass poo eyes"

by rejat April 9, 2019

Poo Poo Jacking

The act of masturbating in a portable toilet.

Bill has been gone for awhile. He’s probably poo poo jacking in the Porta John again.

by GetBackToWorkSlacker April 24, 2019

poo poo shit dick ass

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick

Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole

by Penisgoblin523 October 24, 2019