Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

Pokemon Unite by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

The best Pokemon spinoff series, even surpassing the mainline games, at least as of now.

Person 1: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon made me cry
Person 2: bitch no it made you a furry

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon by RTDLatios November 27, 2023

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Pokémon rule

The Pokémon rule is when someone says that they pick one of two options and then say “I choose you!”

Cody Rhodes said he wasn’t going to go to wrestlemania against Roman Reigns, only to say at a later date“I choose you Roman Reigns!” Putting in a fake out Pokémon move meant that they picked one of two options and said “I choose you!” Like a fake out and the Pokémon rule

Pokémon rule by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024

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Pokémon rule

When you hold a leverage towards something you think you can beat, then throw in something you don’t know you can beat

Cody Rhodes was about to challenge Seth Rollins at WrestleMania 40, but turned his back at that match and introduced the Pokémon rule saying “I choose you Roman Reign!”

Pokémon rule by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024