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Newly Opportunitied

Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.
Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”

Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”

Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
by Samarrai with swag January 13, 2024
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Sudden opposition death syndrome

When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them
Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)
by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 24, 2024
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The opposite

That is really all they are doing?
Hym "They're just saying the opposite of what I say. The literal opposite. Hey, guys... Simon says don't ever kill your own kids."

A fucking retard "Breaking news! Kill your own kids immediately!"

Hym "See? It's literally just the opposite of the thing I'm saying. Never... Ever.... Give me Jennifer Lawrence."

A retard "Kidnap Jennifer Lawrence and bring her to hys dumpster house!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
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The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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circumpolar opposite

There's the polar opposite, and the circumpolar opposite.
We are circumpolar opposites…
What do you mean, darling?
I'm Santa, and you're my wife!
by 🅰️ December 12, 2025
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Skindow of Opportunity

When your kids aren't home and you might get to have sex.
Andy's skindow of opportunity was closing. They had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they'd be alone again.
by Roadhouse2769 November 22, 2016
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Your Ancestors Opposite

more destructive that all the other insults
implying that everyone in your bloodline is ultimate gay, my guy
john:your mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, and ur granny tranny
me: ur ancestors opposite(your ancestors opposite big gay)
john:dies
by potatoBITCH1997 May 12, 2018
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