granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate

Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.

by mangotango377 March 5, 2021

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Granny Good Pussy

An extremely attractive middle aged woman that has the ever illusive Golden Pussy.

That Granny Good Pussy needs to come sit on my lap

by BeeBop ODD May 1, 2022

granny beans

the coolest fucking grandmother around

yo dont dont talk shit to granny beans

by Gdjzjejejjejejejd February 21, 2017

granny grace

A young yet mature woman who does not not partake in the act of "turning up".

A. Oh my God it's getting late!

B. Calm down Granny Grace its only 9pm.

by Pepaytes April 25, 2016

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023