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noob

word used when identifying someone who is new to something, or suck at something. newbie would be used for everyday life, but noob can only be used in case of video games
"ZOMG HE GOT 1 kill and 34 deaths?! BWAHAHAHA!!!!1"
"lolcakes, wut a noob"
by gunz4r3nt February 24, 2010
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NOOB

Noob (Noun) - A human is considered a noob (to a certain degree) depending on if they contain the traits of: smart, athletic, and musical(as in playing an instrument). If a person is all three, then they are not a noob. If a person is only two, then they are semi-noob. If a person is only one of these, then they are just a plain out noob. If a person is none of these then they are so nooby they might just evaporate into feather clouds. However, each trait to a certain degree can mean a person is not a noob, if they excel at that trait enough. For example, a person that may be smart, but very very greatly athletic, is not considered a noob.
James: Hahaha your just a big NOOB Tommy boy!

Andrew: What do you mean, James?

James: You don't do anything, you just watch TV and play XBOX all day!

Andrew: That's bec- *Evaporates into feather clouds*
by Kasuhaku September 25, 2011
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No Offense On Beginners

This is generally speaking those called noobs means they have the level of what in comparison to a beginner's level.
God, this guy is a noob at FPS games!
by That guy on the left March 25, 2009
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Noob tubing

A play style in Call of Duty 4 online games. Consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your ONLY weapon. Some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.

Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.
Noob- UAHAHAHA BANGBANGBANG *Noob tubes* PWNT *teafrags*
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!
by Billy Bob Fredman May 17, 2008
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Noob hurter

someone who plays fps or mmorpg games and kills noobs because he can't kill real men who like sausages
Noob:hello
Noob hurter:i ill j00 n00b argh

they fight the death the noob hurter wins

Noob hurter:N00b i 0wn j00 bitch
by Noobwhodeservestodie May 5, 2007
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noob daniel

dnail;e is a big big biiiiig noooooooob he is so noooooooooob when you talk to danieolm you will lose braincells because ehe is so noooooooooob
you: hello daniel
dniel: hello
you' *loses braincells because noob daniel*
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Noob Princess

The Noob/N00b of Noobs/N00bs. This is because if you haven't noticed, in videogames, the princess is always stupid and makes the main character do all her work! So if there is a person EXCEPTIONALLY stupid or lame the proper term is, Noob Princess.
When a person askes what 2 + 2 is, that person would be a "Noob Princess."
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
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