NOOB

Noob (Noun) - A human is considered a noob (to a certain degree) depending on if they contain the traits of: smart, athletic, and musical(as in playing an instrument). If a person is all three, then they are not a noob. If a person is only two, then they are semi-noob. If a person is only one of these, then they are just a plain out noob. If a person is none of these then they are so nooby they might just evaporate into feather clouds. However, each trait to a certain degree can mean a person is not a noob, if they excel at that trait enough. For example, a person that may be smart, but very very greatly athletic, is not considered a noob.

James: Hahaha your just a big NOOB Tommy boy!

Andrew: What do you mean, James?

James: You don't do anything, you just watch TV and play XBOX all day!

Andrew: That's bec- *Evaporates into feather clouds*

by Kasuhaku September 25, 2011

noob

No Offense On Beginners

This is generally speaking those called noobs means they have the level of what in comparison to a beginner's level.

God, this guy is a noob at FPS games!

by That guy on the left March 25, 2009

Christmas Noobs

All the people who just got Black Ops for Christmas. Resulting in many free kills and fun.

Look at all these Christmas noobs, no prestige and under level 20.

by bob the hitman dole December 27, 2010

Noob tubing

A play style in Call of Duty 4 online games. Consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your ONLY weapon. Some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.

Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.

Noob- UAHAHAHA BANGBANGBANG *Noob tubes* PWNT *teafrags*
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!

by Billy Bob Fredman May 17, 2008

Noob hurter

someone who plays fps or mmorpg games and kills noobs because he can't kill real men who like sausages

Noob:hello
Noob hurter:i ill j00 n00b argh

they fight the death the noob hurter wins

Noob hurter:N00b i 0wn j00 bitch

by Noobwhodeservestodie May 5, 2007

noob daniel

dnail;e is a big big biiiiig noooooooob he is so noooooooooob when you talk to danieolm you will lose braincells because ehe is so noooooooooob

you: hello daniel
dniel: hello
you' *loses braincells because noob daniel*

by weare4tyyatytae5aeyrehy5u46auy June 18, 2020

nOOb-thirty

1. The time of day at which there is a spike in the amount of nOObz online. Generally one will see a sharp increase of nOOb encounters around 3:45, Monday through Friday, due to the end of the school day. nOOb-thirty occurs for the better part of a whole weekend as well.

2. This can also be an expression used by a skilled gamer to let other gamers know s/he is now online.

1. Bobby: What the F**K, that is the 6th time in a row I've been killed by a grenade launcher!!!

Tommy: Bobby, check the time....

Bobby: Aww shit, it's nOOb-thirty already?

2. Hastro: Guess what bitches...it's nOOb-thirty, get ready to be pwned!!!

by the purple giraffe August 14, 2010