by Colombine April 20, 2017
Get the too many moving partsmug. Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2mug. When an object (mostly car parts) leap-frogs its way via a "train" (made up of a group of people along the route) until it reaches its destination.
by CelnAl June 24, 2021
Get the parts trainmug. She doesn't make you feel sad or jealous. She doesn't pressure you into becoming friends again with the girl that backstabbed you TWICE. She doesn't ignore you and make you feel like you aren't good enough and go have fun with other people. Charlottes don't make them feel sad around you and go have a lot of fun with her other friends to make you feel bad. She will always be there for you and I couldn't appreciate it enough. When being friends with a Charlotte you feel like your friends with an angel. When messing around, taking pictures, using moving chairs to go down small hills, I never have that much fun as I have with some of my "friends" from my new school. Unlike Charlottes some girls might talk behind your back and talk about how you scream too much and have anger issues and crys too much. Charlottes never talk behind your back. ILYSM CHARLOTTE <333333. Also, if you aren't best friends with a Charlotte, what the heck are you doing with your life??? Get up and go find a Charlotte to be bestfriends with! <3
girl one/Erica: I feel so that i dont have a perfect body, oh what should i do Charlotte part 2?
girl two/ Charlotte: *inserts whole essay on how i'm beautiful on both outside and inside*
girl two/ Charlotte: *inserts whole essay on how i'm beautiful on both outside and inside*
by Erica D :) May 1, 2022
Get the Charlotte part 2mug. If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.
Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understandmug. Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;
by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011
Get the parted drivewaymug. Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child
by Pikialo April 16, 2017
Get the part time childmug.