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ninja rowson

Ninja Rowson is one of the best maths teachers to have. He will perform a dance called the Ninja dance where he moves around as If he was a ninja whilst impersonating a Chinese/Japanese accent. He is a good teacher although sometimes he gets in a strop and sits back down in his chair for around 10 minutes of the 60 minute lesson you have with him .
"It's not fair you have an alright maths teacher" - Tyler

" what are you on about you've got Ninja Rowson"
by XD :) July 29, 2019
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Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.
asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012
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invisible ninja

What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas
Dude! Why are you fighting invisible Ninjas! Stop flailing your arms around like a windmill.
by stragen November 2, 2012
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ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.
Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
by honkthedonk January 17, 2013
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Ninja Style

1.Of or relating to a ninja being highly skilled in combat, stealth, and covert actions. Most often known for being stealthy and deadly assassins.

2. The ability to perform duties efficiently and without hesitation to the highest level of perfection without detection

3.An action against a person without the victim knowing what hit them
In MMA, Travis The Hurricane's fighting skill can only be described one way...Ninja Style
by Madnass July 10, 2012
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The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.
i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.
by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011
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Ninja sket

A Sket that is a ninja
Annie reeve is a ninja sket
by Alfred6969 April 17, 2021
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