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Nintendoom 

The ongoing idea that Nintendo is soon going to fail in its marketing, sales, and/or other business practices, which will soon then follow the tracks of companies like Sega, Capcom, or Atari.
Billy: Gee wilickers Bimmy, this new Nintendo console sure is shitty. Why didn't they just use CDs like everyone else?
Bimmy: How should I know? I Nintendo wants to appeal to the retro crowd I suppose.
Billy: If Nintendo doesn't make a newer console that has next generation stuff in the next generation with the ability to read discs, they will probably go out of business.
Bimmy: Oh come on Billy, now you sound like them pesky Sega kids riding the Nintendoom train about how Nintendo has to be 16 bit or else they'll die.
Billy: Well gah lee Bimmy, calm your horses partner...
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nintendrone 

A person that has no life other than to praise Nintendo as their god. hail Mario, Samus, and others as the best video game characters ever. they would burn their arm off just to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. for 3 that actually see the light, there's 30 to replace them.
Nintendrone: Get that PSP away from ME! it's the devil! the DS will cast it away, just you wait...a few more months!

*3 months later*

their coming, don't worry. it's gonna blow PSP out of the water, LOLOLOL!

nintendophille

A person who is totally in love with Nintendo, and all their products. They own every console or portable Nintendo has developed. They absolutely HATE Sega, Sony, Microsoft, NEC, Atari and all other console and portable makers. They will often turn the competetor's product names into "cursings", as they believe only Nintendo should be the maker of consoles and portables.
Like Nintendo rules man! For sure, I'd NEVER own a Crapisis, a crapstation, a junksbox, a turbo-crap 16, or even a jagucrap! I am a nintendophille! Only Nintendo games for me, dawg!

Nintendork

A person whom plays a Nintendo console NON-STOP.

Wii on the toilet.
Wii during sex.
Wii while skydiving.
DS while dancing.
Jarrod is such a Nintendork, I heard while tappin' Roberta he was playing Mario Kart!!
Fo' shame.
Nintendork by Nintendork64 May 16, 2010

Nintendrone 

A Nintendrone is anyone who loves Nintendo overall than video game/console companies.
Whether one franchise within Nintendo or multiple, they will likely only buy Nintendo stuff and will happily buy anything that Nintendo licenses that they think is awesome!
I love Nintendo, it's the best. I only play Nintendo consoles; I'm such a Nintendrone
Nintendrone by Wolfiethehero August 23, 2017

NintendudeX 

A crying retard who can't take any criticism and needs to tell everyone on the internet about it, also thinks that the internet is not morally living up to his standards.
Person 1: Wow you fucking suck
NintendudeX: please watch your language, even on the internet, because you are setting an example.
NintendudeX by Mingetag July 5, 2012

Nintendude 

(Noun) A person who is obsessed with anything Nintendo
Wow, Ruth loves her Wii, N64 and NES games, she is such a Nintendude!
Nintendude by RikNos March 29, 2009