a Zac nelson is a little 12 year old midget fucker that rapes little children, but only on saturday nights, if it was a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday or a sunday he would have to fuck a donkey if he needs a bangarang
by Z.Nish3rmeo November 4, 2014
Get the Zac Nelson mug.A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.
Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
by Newy2k7 March 17, 2017
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1.Everybody needs a Neesh. A Neesh is the kind of person you're likely to find throwing up in tube stations and scorning people at bus stops. Usually of Sri Lankan descent, Neesh's are renowned for their fishing skills and ability to self groom.
2. Very creative despite their unusually small head size, Neesh's are fans of breasts and and various small nuts...likely to be heard saying "ya get me, no?" and "look at da rack on dat blud".
3. Often delusional and believing to be from Mauritius, Neesh's are sensitive about being called "dark" and will develop intimidating cold sores when referred to as Sri Lankan.
4. Likes to give head to women and masturbate whilst singing hymns
2. Very creative despite their unusually small head size, Neesh's are fans of breasts and and various small nuts...likely to be heard saying "ya get me, no?" and "look at da rack on dat blud".
3. Often delusional and believing to be from Mauritius, Neesh's are sensitive about being called "dark" and will develop intimidating cold sores when referred to as Sri Lankan.
4. Likes to give head to women and masturbate whilst singing hymns
Look at that Sri Lankan girl throwing up on the platform, she's such a Neesh!
someone ate all my poppadoms, that's sooooo Neesh.
Will you hold my beer please, I've got a Neesh.
-what's that noise?
-Oh that's Neesh singing hymns
someone ate all my poppadoms, that's sooooo Neesh.
Will you hold my beer please, I've got a Neesh.
-what's that noise?
-Oh that's Neesh singing hymns
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by paigeypooh😈😻💯💨 November 9, 2015
Get the neash mug.Nelson is someone who is the level above a retard, usually got 4 kids to 7 different woman and works at sub way. This person tends to have little or no math skills and would try and sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £60.
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