o'neill

n. a stealth bogey that can appear on the top lip of an unwitting person, often leading to embarrassing situations

also

v. to be o'neilled, the act of having an o'neill (see above) on one's top lip

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*girl offers guy a tissue*

guy: "wtf was that about?"

guy's mates: "you've been o'neilled."

by bentley92 January 11, 2010

Neil Young

Neil Young is a rock 'n' roll relic for this and every other generation.

Neil Kicks ASS, and on the 8th day GOD created neil young's guitar solos.

by Zachary (Flyface) Earle August 20, 2005

black finger nails

black finger nails is wen finger nails are painted black...
this will happen wen a person likes the colour black...
it doesn't mean the person is a goth or emo!!!

me:changing song to some nirvana on mp3 player
gay,fuckwit,chav:Are you a goth??
me: Why??
gay,fuckwit,chav: You must be...you have black finger nails...
me: walks away blissfully having Kurt Cobain singing in my left ear =

by Annabelle June 21, 2006

Neil

Usually smokes weed out girls asses

Neil ate the weed out the ass

by Hehdhsa April 19, 2021

Neish

Exaggerates beyond normality.

What? That never happened your such a Neish.

by AlexandriaTheBest September 30, 2007

Brown nails

When you use a very shitty quality of toilet paper on your ass and ithe shit goes through the toilet paper into your finger nails.

Dude scott toilet paper sucks, i got it for 99 cents and i got brown nails!

by Minolo January 1, 2007

Neilston

A really dull boring place situated on the outskirts of glasgow next to Barrhead. Often referred to as "Nulstonia". Locals are reffered to as "cave men" due to their primitive lifestyle. Hunting regularly occurs and the main religion is Hinduism. Locals (cavemen) can be found hunting in "the bovis" or chanting in "kingston playing fields". Local dishes include mammoth, sabretooth tiger, Barrhead folk.

"Wanna go up to Neilstonia?"

"No, I don't have my passport with me!"

"Bummer"

by Franky Bhoy April 22, 2006