Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 10, 2004

ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.

My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"

by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005

warehouse ho

A woman who frequents warehouse parties and gives up the pussy often in or out of the warehouse.

Damn look at kelly there she goes, she really is a big warehouse ho

by warehouse bay b February 21, 2009

Ho Phone

A phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential sex partners. The Ho Phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a Ho through phone, internet or text.

Mykal uses his Ho Phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.

by Subliminalkid920 April 21, 2010

ho points

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points

Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.

by alinic73 April 20, 2010

Faux Ho

Someone who dresses like a ho but won’t put out

Guy 1 – That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen, she must be easy

Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho

by Jo1981 March 31, 2010

ho stench

The quality a boy receives after being associated with a girl that sleeps around or has other unsatisfactory qualities that makes it impossible//hard to like him ((at least as more than a friend)). Called so because it's as though a stench is left by the ho, therefore repelling you.

Haley: Oh my god, that guy is really hot.
Nicole: He went out with Lauren some time this year.
Haley: Which Lauren?
Nicole: The one that gets drunk and takes those pics and stuff.
Haley: Oh..oh EW nevermind. Talk about a ho stench.

by poojita May 20, 2008