place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.
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by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
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by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
Get the New Jersey Turnpike mug.similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
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The new jersey dumpling!
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
Get the new jersey dumpling mug.A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 8, 2019
Get the New Jersey Sloppy Joe mug.The most amazing state in the entire U.S.A. and I don't want to hear you southerner motherfuckers talking because you all suck. First off all, NO. WHERE THE FUCK. IS. JOISEY. I HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY "JOISEY" BEFORE EXCEPT THESE FUCKING NEW FUCKING NEW YORKERS ON THE FUCKING TURNPIKE OR THE GS PARKWAY BETWEEN EXITS 88-94.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. YES WE SAY TAWK. YES WE SAY CAWFEE. BUT NO WE DON'T SAY JOISEY FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES. Now to my next point, is that WE ARE THE BEST STATE. We don't spend our time saying "howdy y'all" in the most mickey-mouse sounding voice ever and growing fucking corn all day while burning to motherfucking death (yes, arizona texas and louisiana that's directed at you bitches). Wanna know why we fucking hate you? You hate us. Imagine all 49 other states just talking shit about you, like "oh florida's just a spawn of white karens and gators" or go to my profile to see the rest of my motherfucking 5178 character essay because the definition has a character limit of 1500. I promise it's up becaues I posted all the parts in the same like 10 mins and they were all finished posting by midnight september 4 2022.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. YES WE SAY TAWK. YES WE SAY CAWFEE. BUT NO WE DON'T SAY JOISEY FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES. Now to my next point, is that WE ARE THE BEST STATE. We don't spend our time saying "howdy y'all" in the most mickey-mouse sounding voice ever and growing fucking corn all day while burning to motherfucking death (yes, arizona texas and louisiana that's directed at you bitches). Wanna know why we fucking hate you? You hate us. Imagine all 49 other states just talking shit about you, like "oh florida's just a spawn of white karens and gators" or go to my profile to see the rest of my motherfucking 5178 character essay because the definition has a character limit of 1500. I promise it's up becaues I posted all the parts in the same like 10 mins and they were all finished posting by midnight september 4 2022.
I fucking love New Jersey it's the best state we have best tomatoes best pizza best bagels best blueberries and we keep our parks in good condition. we have a weird accent but it's better than hearing "howdy y'all" every day. no we don't say joisey but we do say tawk and kawfi.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
Get the New Jersey mug.New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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