Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
Get the New Jerseymug. denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians
also known as a canadian tuxedo
also known as a canadian tuxedo
by violinist23 July 22, 2016
Get the new jersey tuxedomug. A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
Get the New Jersey Knuckle Dustermug. That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024
Get the New Jersey Jump Startmug. When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.
Person 1: what you get up to last night?
Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.
Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!
Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.
Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!
by LazerCat July 17, 2025
Get the New Jersey Blumpkin Patchmug. by Gsamm October 15, 2013
Get the new jersey tornadomug. A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"
"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"
"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"
"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013
Get the Long Hill Township, New Jerseymug.