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Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.
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pimply mustache

A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.
Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.
by amoneybitch December 9, 2008
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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020
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Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.
Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.
by bush3102 June 30, 2020
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pubic-mustache

When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.
Riley is an expert at having a pubic-mustache, she goes in deep!
by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021
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Slutty Mustache

A mustache on a hot guy that makes him 10 times hotter and honestly is a part of his personality.
Is it too much to ask for a liberal brunette with a slutty mustache???
by nothollis July 14, 2025
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A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022
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