I like mushrooms

This means that the person is a wlw or nblw.

"Hey Emily, I like mushrooms."
"Yeah mushrooms are nice I guess?"

by zephyr is a bad bitch February 13, 2021

cracked_out_mushroom

The coolest most awesome mutual ever

I'm mutuals with @cracked_out_mushroom on tiktok, he's so cool!

by 🤪⚠🤪 May 22, 2022

purple mushroom

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

pauses and removes tongue off mushroom

literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.

see yeebs

mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!

some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!

mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)

please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.

by kavanagh July 27, 2006

magic mushroom

mushrooms that get one high. Supposedly non adictive. And now for the mindless rant of... the magic mushroom

shrooms
forest goodies
fungus amungus (Incubus, go get it!)
shroomies
jungle joo-joo bees
trip'n toadstools
nature's narcotics

by killer cheese wedge March 6, 2003

Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

jiggling mushroom

An overweight person who wears too tight a pair of jeans and shirt, giving them the appearance of a mushroom top. While they walk, they often jiggle.

Traci: Wow jiggling mushroom at 12 o'clock.
James: Yeah they should ban fat people from skinny jeans...

by Traci&James™ January 9, 2009