by Theonewhodefinesnothing December 11, 2017

Moo, noun, man, verb smokabong
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.
by Kwiteakatchladies December 25, 2019

a guy with the smallest dick. always says he's not gay but we all know he is. he likes to stalk people. and probably failed no nut november
moos is gay
by huubhoudvanbb November 23, 2021

A person or animal that provides a cozy and comfortable sensation when you are around them or nuzzling with them
by CozyComfyMoo April 4, 2022

A term used for a woman who puts her man under the thumb. The Meggy moo usually comes in a Blue Badge form and is a master of the disability benefit glitch.
by Jeck foul August 1, 2025

- The official name for the lightstick belonging to the popular, K-pop girl group, Mamamoo
- Shaped like a raddish (because "moo" in Korean translates to "radish" in english)
- Has the ability to produce 5 LED colours and wirelessly controlled to show 256 colours
- Can, for some reason, vibrate
- Shaped like a raddish (because "moo" in Korean translates to "radish" in english)
- Has the ability to produce 5 LED colours and wirelessly controlled to show 256 colours
- Can, for some reason, vibrate
"Hey, are you going to buy a new Moo Bong for the Mamamoo concert?"
"I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY MOO BONG BEFORE THE CONCERT!"
"Here, I brought extra batteries for our Moo Bongs"
"I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY MOO BONG BEFORE THE CONCERT!"
"Here, I brought extra batteries for our Moo Bongs"
by _junghoseok July 12, 2022

Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares
Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024
