Monday

THE WORST DAY IN GHE FUCKING WEEK

Random: your fucking ugly
Me: WHAT TEH FUCK??
Random: kill yourself
Me: *cutely is heartbroken*
Me: I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS

by Weezerland March 3, 2025

Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

Operation Cyber Monday

For those that know, know.

We're on a need to know basis, and we don't need to know the truth about Operation Cyber Monday and what really happened on October 31, 2022. No one knows, it is the stuff of myths and legends, and everyone has the same power within them.

by Tin Man 8 October 31, 2022

Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.

Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Α January 26, 2022

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019

Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and ss long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see tour message.

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies.

by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022