mofi

A Mass of Filthy Ice found on the edge of a road caused by snowplows, road salt and spring melting/freezing cycle. (coined by 89.3 the current, Minnesota public radio)

I wrecked my bumper on a mofi parallel parking on Broadway in Minneapolis.

Don't eat that mofi! You will get very sick.

by ducklowguy May 6, 2014

mofro

A plethora of pubic hair. There's more fro down there.

"Man that chick digs my fro, but when I drop my draws, she loves the mofro.

by horseman1975 October 22, 2009

kinky mofo

Leah is so full of kink she doesnt even know what to do with herself.She has 34469 kids and she is only 14.She likes to be whipped and tied up during sex.....Ok she likes it all the time!!!!

Leah is a kinky mofo and a poo face!
Dont you know!

by The Ace Gang July 23, 2004

Mofus

to molest.

Omg, you mofus (as in a person like bastard, moron, etc.) stop mofusing me!

by future boy mofus October 25, 2008

mofoman

Mofoman: A tasmanian pedophile.

1. Ahh run away from the mofoman! He wants your children.
2. The faggot ass mofoman is coming out of the swamp, run!

by Douche McNuggets December 10, 2007

hilarious mofo

A funny motherfucker.

That dude is one hilarious mofo, he had me pissing myself.

by unicorntit January 18, 2010

bitch hoe mofo

usually used when adressing one of a lower rank. can be used as a friendly term to an associate or as a meaningful insult to one whom you disslike.

prety much just about a sick as versatile word.

dan: yo bitch hoe mofo, hows it hanging homeslice.
rob: yooo j dizzle, it all good in the hood.

hassim: aah you bitch hoe mofo, you be fucking my mama.
imma knife you.
mohammad:that's just harsh man

Jesus: bitch how mofo, the bread and wine is not for you.
disciple: ohh okaay

by marzipan592 February 10, 2008