blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011

minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.

by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014

Cop mustache

Any mustache worn by a douchey guy that is unaccompanied by a goatee, side-burns, beard, or other facial adornment. Typically the cop mustache is found on overly aggressive men with short hair and small penises. This facial hair is most easily witnessed just after speeding in a car or urinating in public. Synonyms include: mini soup strainer, night stache, and molester mustache. Alternate spelling: cop moustache.

1) Why the hell is mark sporting a cop mustache? Doesn't he know he looks like a complete asshole?
2) I decided that I only want to date insecure women who won't mind my tiny pecker so I shaved off my beard into a douchey cop mustache.

by Mustachioed Stud August 1, 2012

purple mustache

a purple mushtache is a purple colored mustache that looks kind of gay.calling someone a purple mustache is a mean thing to say because it means there gay.

you purple mustache come back here!

by 2paq April 23, 2006

mustache

a person who enjoys killing people with guns..preferably the man/woman with a handlebar mustache.

holy shit that mustache is killing me.

by diana diana diana diana March 16, 2008

Milk Mustache

The art of ejaculating on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. Now gently rub the semen on your hand on to her upper lip. Forming a "Milk Mustache.


Note:It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but with Semen.

Austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave Patriza a Milk Mustache.

by The Dirtier One March 5, 2009

hockey mustache

A thin mustache that looks horrible. It is a hockey mustchae because there are five a side.

Adam Morrison has a hockey mustache.

by claxer April 22, 2006