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Midwest Princess

he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include:

Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops.

Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature.

Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners.

Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.
She's so midwest princess! <3
by itsthevibes June 6, 2024
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midwife manlet

The midwife manlet is an inherently effeminate, dwarfishly diminutive and laughably lowly little manlet boy who ineffectively assists women in childbirth by immediately passing out as soon as the delivery begins, before then being repeatedly dipped into a small cup of povidone-iodine solution and used as a surgical rag by one of the attending grown-up medical professionals during the course of the parturition. After the procedure is completed, the gory and severely stunted sleeping sissy midwife manlet is usually thrown out with the rest of the biomedical waste or briefly stored in a doggy bag to be later fed to one of the nurses' hungry chihuahuas as a bite-sized snack. The life of a midwife manlet is short, just like the girlish midwife manlet herself.
Manmore doctor 1: Hey, what's that rustling in the biomedical waste dumpster over there? Manmore doctor 2: It's probably just a trashed midwife manlet. I'll just pee into the dumpster real quick and then we can go play some golf! Manmore doctor 1: The dumpster must be like a cathedral to that preposterously petite runt of a pipsqueak prison wife manlet princess. Manmore doctor 2: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.
I's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!
by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024
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Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.
It's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!
by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024
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midtwit

a person of median or slightly above on the IQ scale that overestimates their intellectual abilities. Will overcomplicate simple concepts or follow conventional wisdom unquestioningly.

Originates from the meme that depicts a bell curve representing distribution of intelligence levels.
While the experts and novices both agreed on a straightforward decision, the midtwit spend hours complicating things with unnecessary theories
by ricnnachos November 26, 2024
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midtwit

A person of average or slightly above-average intelligence who is perceived to overestimate their intellectual abilities.

The term is typically employed pejoratively and implies that the individual adopts complex or contrarian viewpoints without fully understanding them, often to appear smarter or more sophisticated than they are.

From the internet meme with the bell curve with the "midtwits" occupying the middle section, contrasted with the "genius" and "simpleton" archetypes on the extremes
Despite the team's attempts to streamline the process, the midtwit manager insisted on adding unnecessary layers of bureaucracy to prove his "superior" grasp of the system.
by ricnnachos November 26, 2024
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Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
by JT2025 December 27, 2024
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