Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

michigangster

Residents of Michigan Michiganders also formerly called Michiganians.

Michigangsters are strong; we will survive the zombie apocalypse of 2020!

by Queenmimihendog March 27, 2020

Michigan Turkey

The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.

Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”

by Reeducation November 23, 2020

Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

by Jallaballa November 29, 2020

michigang

Often people that live in Michigan use this term. Michi- As in the state Michigan, and Gang- as in the word gang. It’s usually a group of Michiganders who want to change the term to Michigang.

Yeah man! I live Michigan! Michigang all that way dude.

by AD162002 December 2, 2020

Michigain

Michigained
Michigaining

1.) The act of Michigan taking the Upper

Peninsula from Wisconsin.

2.) Land being annexed into the state of Michigan

"Give Wisconsin it's mullet back."

"Too late, retard. We Michigained it."

Or

"We have Toledo still."

"Not for long, Ohiomo. We're Michigaining it as soon as the next civil war breaks out."

by Great Lakes Boi January 5, 2021