Michigan hat

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.

It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.

KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass…

by Spoking July 14, 2024

Michigan

Michigan is a place where it’s 20F one day and 80F the next u can meet the Ohio haters in the Lower areas and the Trolls aka basically Canadians in the Upper Penninsula the one state where a hand is ur map and Everyone and I mean Everyone says they are from Detroit or Petoskey everyone born there either hates Ohio or the US as a whole

Random person: where ya from
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio

Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.

by _Dia_ June 8, 2021

Michigan Snowsuit

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.

While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.

by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025

Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.

“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”

by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021

Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.

Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.

by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022

Michigan Turkey

The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.

Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”

by Reeducation November 23, 2020

Michiganed

Michiganed, a pilot cancelling his or her flight for an unexpected change in weather.

If you're a pilot and have to cancel your flight for a sudden change in weather, congratulations you've been Michiganed.

by Jack (7500) February 8, 2023