Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length

Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher

by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023

Michigan Tech traveler

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.

I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.

There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both

by Hymen grinder December 4, 2021

Michigan roulette

6-10 people put $20 in a pot and you all drink a ton and whoever doesn’t get a DUI wins the pot and doesn’t have to pay the tab next time

Yeah me, jimmy and his buddy’s played Michigan roulette and Timmy went and got himself a dui

by Rweish2 December 5, 2021

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.

I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.

by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020

Michigan Turkey

The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.

Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”

by Reeducation November 23, 2020

Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

by Jallaballa November 29, 2020