Superstar Messiah

A term used to describe the undeserved, over-inflated and exaggerated “Messianic” - like worship, adoration, and reverence of a celebrity, political figure, religious personality or social philosophy. The term alludes to the ignorant gullibility of the sheep/heard like mentality of the masses; and suggests the pretentiousness and self-importance of the person venerated, who willfully allows the adulation to continue.

"Barak Obama has become the "Superstar Messiah" of Left-Wing establishment."

by minarchistlibertarian March 23, 2010

Submissional Messaging

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.

Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Trip message

Trip message (trip msg) refers to texting or messaging a person multiple times when they don't answer you.

I tried to ignore him but he started to trip message me.

I'll trip msg you if you don't reply this instant tho.

by pythonparanoia January 24, 2015

hellbound messiah

When you engage in a sexual act and somehow end up stabbing a nail through your hand/foot.

"Yeah man, I did the hellbound messiah. I was railing her on my new porch and sunk my hand into a nail"

by Stonethrower April 3, 2019

Bio-mess

An euphemism for diarrhea-shitting through your sweat pants while driving a rental car.

Yo, Enterprise is gonna be pissed. You know that Toyota Yaris I rented to drive to the anime and furry convention? Bro, I straight up left a bio-mess in that B. Not sure if I should tell them and risk being charged a shart fee or just clean it up as best I can and hope they don't notice the smell.

by BellicoseStampCollector April 28, 2021

a fools message

When you call somebody, and their answering machine comes on. However, you think the person picked up the phone so you start talking and telling whatever the reason is your calling. Seconds later you realize the other person is talking too and you just heard a beep, but you've already talked half the tape full and you screw up the other half by trying to explain what happened...

Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.

Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...

by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007

Pint of Mess

Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.

Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.

Rab: Did you see Michael last night?

Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.

Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.

by ApeHandRab July 7, 2008