a meet head

the girl who goes to NA meetings to find her next boyfriend

the girl is a meet head. she slept with ~ and then he relapsed she now she’s sleeping with ~ bc her sobriety. even though she never did drugs.

by puthysthlayer July 27, 2023

Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something

Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something

Never Meet YOur Personality Type, YOu WIll ENd Up Stealing Something

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.

I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.

by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017

1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

team meeting

Smoke some chronic under the radar before an event of any kind

Floyd: We need to win this softball game to get the trophy, man.
Ray: I know, I suggest a team meeting before we play.
Floyd: Good idea. I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter.

by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024

lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

by Tightglow May 6, 2015

Meet the urban dictionary

You can visit the website at anytime you want and you can have a conversation on it.

Meet the urban dictionary. UD Oh hello nice to meet you what’s your name. My name is Miles Idres Guthrie Jules Gauguier.

by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025