Manitoba Mittens

Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.

Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.

So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.

by EvanTA July 12, 2017

Manitowoc-ed

To be railroaded by the justice system through shitty police work, corruption, evidence planting, selective amnesia by people remembering only what will get your ass locked up, lies and cover ups that can go back generations.
Regular people cannot commit this act because you need to hold a position of authority of some sort because otherwise it is just knows as being a general asshole.

You can be Manitowoc-ed though by bosses, teachers, lawyers and any other person with a false sense of superiority and anything goes if they believe it is for the common good.

I have never been so Manitowoc-ed in my life, they planted weed, yelled stop resisting while beating the shit out of me and then hit each other and said I did it.

by Kev1969 September 27, 2017

Military Pussy

Some old stank ass pussy that’s as worn out as a gym sock. Commonly found among female military personnel looking to rank up.

Ace: Bro, being in the marines is so fucking awesome, I can’t wait to hit on some Navy chicks!
Ted: Woah there private, that’s military pussy, are you trying to catch AIDS AND a false rape accusation?
Ace: Guess I’ll just stick to strippers...

by ImSoNEW April 29, 2020

militarian

someone online who is obsessed with military/war topics such as special forces from different countries, weapons used in war, military-related vehicles, etc. They don’t realize the horrors and pain of war itself, they just see it as a cool and edgy trend. They go further than just support the military, they glorify something gross and unwanted.

Person 1: “check out this cool edit of the UK Special Forces, they’re so badass!!”
Person 2: “shut the fuck up you militarian”

by sevilize April 4, 2022

Scurvy Militia

The crappiest band on the planet. they played in assembly one day and I nearly died.

What? I can't hear the words, they're all fuzzy and staticky. And that noise...ahhhhhh....

by My EARS. November 1, 2004

smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.

boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*

by friendofyarsarein October 1, 2006

Camp Manitou

Camp manitou is a place located in middle of nowhere Maine and is a terrible place to send ur kids sending ur kids to camp manitou is A great decision to send your kid for the summer

Kid #1 what are u doing this summer
Kid #2 I'm going to Camp Manitou
Kid #1 good luck with that one buddy

by Hey noww September 15, 2019