McDonalds Breakdown

When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option

Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.

by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011

Ronald McDonald

What Kirk looks like in the morning

"OH MY GOD! I'm Ron!!!!"

by Jezebel November 23, 2004

McDonald's Language

The act of putting a Mc in front of all your words on your way to, while you're at, or after leaving a McDonald's.

McDonald's Language:
Dude, you're a McDouche

That really Mcsucked

by rockrangel January 13, 2011

mcdonald's hairline

Word that means someone's hairline is wavy like the McDonald's logo

That dude got a McDonald's hairline

by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017

Mcdonald's disease

When you love Mcdonald's soo damn much you can't drive by without stopping and getting your fatass self a Big Mac and large fries to go.

Jon: Yo! There's a mac d's, pull the fuck over!

Tim: Aw yeah son gotta have me my McChickens!!

Jon: No tellin' man, we got Mcdonald's disease

by Jonanthon December 18, 2011

Meghan Mcdonald

n. loose cooch

Sarah went to seek surgery for her Meghan Mcdonald.

by thisisnotmeorisit May 25, 2010

old mcdonalds

old mcdonalds had a farm
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y

there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e

waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021