Marco-absolute legend. Usually not great at posh school sports but amazing at less popular sports such as basketball and a person who you really do not want to mess with.He’s very patriotic and hygienic. Always sarcastic and one of those people that say ‘dodgy’ like it’s their religion but is always very loyal to his friends and will be that shoulder for you to cry on. Gets pissed off when you betray him. A bit on the chubby side but his hair and smile would draw any girl in. Any person would be lucky to have a Marco around.
Dude 1: Hey I’m new here is there anyone I can talk to?
Dude 2: Go to Marco, he’s friendly to anyone and everyone.
Dude 2: Go to Marco, he’s friendly to anyone and everyone.
by ChocolateBlast123 February 27, 2019
Get the Marco mug.A Marco is usually a funny, but clueless guy. When you're friends with him, you have a lot of inside jokes with him and his friends. You may not have a lot of things in common. He sometimes makes up lies to make himself seem cool, but it doesn't work. He is also Mexican with a strong accent, and very dirty-minded if you are.
Marco and Timmy are such great friends!
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Get the Marco mug.A pubey virgin faggot who will die when he is 40 lonely as fuck never touching a woman. Kid can not drink and is a wicked nerd 🤓. YOU DONT WANT TO BE THIS KID
Oh that was a marco carnes (talking about a kid who couldnt have a conversation with a girl so he made ridiculous noises and ran away)
by Mr. Secrets January 26, 2019
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He is very loud and not liked by alot of teachers
He is somewhat liked by his friends because of memes
He also is not very liked because lonely
11/10 memes
0/10 for sexiness and flirting
Also very Asian
He is very loud and not liked by alot of teachers
He is somewhat liked by his friends because of memes
He also is not very liked because lonely
11/10 memes
0/10 for sexiness and flirting
Also very Asian
by ForMemesAnStuf February 7, 2019
Get the Marco mug.intimidating sexy, tall, dig bick kind of a guy with big brown eyes, black hair and a killer smile... if you get into a fight with him good luck... he's probably going to be a lawyer... hardworking, wise but knows how to have a good time... go to partner for drinking games, chances are he can outdrink you so dont even try...
"Wow, that girl is so lucky to have a Marco in her life, everyone needs a Marco in their life..."
-everygirl that doesn't have a marco
-everygirl that doesn't have a marco
by catvondi February 7, 2019
Get the Marco mug.If you are white and named Marcos your parents were high at the time of your birth or should probably be in a mental institution. As a baby you were dropped several times resulting in a confusion which explains your low IQ(17IQ). Likes girls one year younger( kind of like a pedophile but not as extreme). Marcoses are creative but mainly twist others ideas and pretends that they’re their own. Love video games, books, and won’t listen in class. Works at “McDonald’s” (really just reads a lot). Marcoses are rated just behind stalin and Jack the Ripper( In terms of sanity)
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