The Long Islander

The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.

There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.

by Balboa89 May 4, 2018

longed out

When you want to do something but you have to wait an inordinately long time to do so or are unable to do so.

Person one: I really want to get high but my mate borrowed all my weed.

Person two: Ah man that sucks.
Person one: I know man, I'm longed out.

by Adena98 July 15, 2016

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

Dametus long

Da meat is long.

If your girl ain’t texting back 9:30 on a Friday night chances are shes hanging with Dametus Long, and ain’t coming back.

“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”

“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”

by Jeb42069 January 15, 2021

long drag

You drag your tongue from the front to the back of the vagina

I gave her long drags all night!

by vaktsn November 6, 2023

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

long vacation

A long vacation means to die

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation

by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018