Lobsters

unbearable crabs of the ass

God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina

by weiner_cream May 27, 2006

Ghetto Lobster

A minority that doesn’t know how to swim. And is usually a drowning victim.

Back in tha day, gangs used to throw their half beaten up rivals in the water canals because they barely knew how to swim. When their bodies were discovered, their corpses were referred to as ‘ghetto lobsters’

by Peter T. Dickinson November 8, 2018

lobsterface

Someone who is really sunburn.

1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.

2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).

by The Symbol November 10, 2008

lobsterfag

A homosexual lobster.

Are lobsterfags tastier than normal lobsters?

by pahoeho_ August 4, 2009

Lobster Box

A Halo 3 call-out for the map Foundry on it's default setting. Refers to the box at the back of the map, under the rocket spawn, opposite the shotgun spawn, next to the grav-lift.

Called such because only idiot players who use Lobster Back skins get trapped in there by grenades.

"He's in the Lobster Box, throw 'nades!"

by kir kanos October 9, 2009

Lobster Boi

Jaden

Check your snapchat lobster boi

by LocalDopeman8 August 26, 2018

Marty the lobster

Marty the lobster first appeared on April second 2010 in Portland, Maine. He was not the average lobster, for he was fuzzy and fought cancer. Marty spends his time partying all around with a group of wrestling friends. His idol is Billy Mays and Master Chief. He also blocks your vision of disgusting male genetalia whenever it pops up on chat roulette. His mortal enemy is Aliee(ale-EE) the zombie alien who appeared a day after Marty from the elevator shaft .

Pete: What should we do guys?
Dylan: Let's go on Chat Roulette!
Zach: Yeah!
Ozzy: Wait! Don't forget to bring Marty the lobster!
Zach: Thanks! *whew*

by DepresdMustache April 5, 2010