A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.
Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*
by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024

“i dropped something on the ground but when i turned back to get it, it was already gone!”
“ah must of been loony lilli”
“ah must of been loony lilli”
by arcticfaceghost June 18, 2022

the sexiest human alive, with a 19.6 inch pemis 🫢🫢 they are kind spirited soul but do be careful: if you anger him, be prepared to have your toes tickled at night!!
whos the most back arching, toe curling, moist making, mouth watering, sloppy, cock throbbing, sheet gripping person on earth?
Lillie Mae Moore ofc!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍💦💦💦💦💦💦😫😫😫🫦🫦😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍
Lillie Mae Moore ofc!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍💦💦💦💦💦💦😫😫😫🫦🫦😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍
by sofia cumlord June 16, 2022

lilly if your seeing this, go jump off a cliff!
by iheartyourmom1000 May 30, 2022

by anonymous June 24, 2023

If your name is Lillie, you probably have a lying problem. You always want attention on you and you go to ridiculous measures to make sure you get what you want. You’re also built like a fucking whale, you bugs bunny toothed bitch. Most of you are probably annoying mfs who claim their fav flowers are lily’s and you’re a backstabber. Gfy
P1: “Man did you see Lillie’s outfit today?”
P2: “I wish I didn’t. Me personally, I would never leave the house like that”
P2: “I wish I didn’t. Me personally, I would never leave the house like that”
by BernieSandersbff July 29, 2022

Natalie: hmmm what should I have for lunch
Lucie: you should have Lilly Arkin
Julia: I could fuck up some Lilly Arkin
Lucie: you should have Lilly Arkin
Julia: I could fuck up some Lilly Arkin
by Whyuallupinmypussyboy February 15, 2023
