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"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."
by Bxdockte April 13, 2009
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lonedawg

lonedawg is a total tard
by Robert J. Poontang July 18, 2003
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Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.
ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.
by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011
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lord of olympia

1. Zeus, God of gods, he ruled over Olympia in Greek mythology.

2. An extremely rigged hero in Defense of the Anctients in WarCraft3 for Battle.net. He has the ability to fire lightning bolts from the sky that can deal up to 375 damage as well as a chain lightning that can deal 85 damage to 15 units. His final skill is the ability to deal nearly 600 damage to every hero in the game regardless of where they stand.
Zeus beat up Hercules for breaking his vase.

Zeus beat up Traxex for trying to kill him.
by Zomby_Woof January 30, 2005
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Loed

"yo, jimmy, whats up?"

"not much"

"dude"

"what"

"i just loed in my pants"

"NASTY"

"... did you get an ipad yet?"

"naw, dude. not yet. not yet."
by Ellie and Ty April 25, 2010
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Lord Jesus Perm

A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".
1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40
by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 3, 2010
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stiff lord

yet another word for an erection. This term is especiially effective while watching star wars episode III revenge of the sith because i got it from "Sith Lord"
At the sexy part of the movie, Michael got a stiff lord.
by Sean Mannateeing June 22, 2005
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