king kong

to shit on top of a toilet while both feet are positioned on the side walls like king kong

" I didn't want anyone to see my feet so, I king konged that toilet bro"!

by TOMBOMCFAREN June 23, 2015

giddy kong

guber baby

im bored
let me text giddy kong

by itsyourboybeeeg January 22, 2023

Donkey kong

He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.

Donkey Kong: not funny, didn't laugh

by Dulidudu July 16, 2022

Nesskey Kong

An okay-looking Donkey Kong key. Nothing special, maybe something you'd find for a door perhaps.

Person 1: "Got my new Donkey Kong shaped car keys today!!"
Person 2: "Looks pretty Nesskey Kong, if you ask me."

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Kong Chi-Chi

A girl with a bad case of gas

Aye Kong chi-chi stop farting

by Kong Chi-chi February 28, 2019

Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 2, 2024