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split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.
Linear keyboards are decent.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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latvian keyboard

Semi-mythical erotic game format originating from internet storytelling, in which a Latvian woman invites a male partner to consensually explore “every kink” in a randomized alphabetical order. The order of activities is determined by letters generated when her buttocks depress keys on a computer keyboard while being physically supported above it by the partner, typically during mutual kissing.
Yo twin, we gonna latvian keyboard tn right?
by EdNBD January 31, 2026
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Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard
Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt
by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016
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give her the keyboard

I gave her the click clack whip whack

What?
Yknow, gotta give her the keyboard

Ohh
by Nuhdge December 6, 2016
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Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard
by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018
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