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Karma

An incalculable system used on Reddit to let Redditors post on Sub-Reddits that have a Karma Threshold. You get Karma from posting and getting Upvotes On Sub-Reddit’s that don’t have a Karma Threshold.
Person 1: Dude I got 2000 Karma off my post in r/memes
Person 2: Cool I don’t even know who you are but you are superior to me because of how much Karma you got.
by EpicBigBoi January 3, 2020
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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Karma's a bitch

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.
"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."
by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024
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Karma's World

an adult computer-animated musical comedy streaming television series created by rapper Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, who also co-starred in the show. It was released on Netflix on October 15, 2021
Netflix renewed Karma's World for a second season, which was released on March 10, 2022
by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023
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karma water

Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma
If I drink karma water it will purify my karma
by WaltersGUS May 8, 2014
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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Karma Ankle

When you asked your friend to suck on sand, while you break your ankle on a hurdle made by Wuhan, China
DUUDEEE!! This idiot just frikin KARMA ANKLED his pants when he was taking a sheet in front of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
by itaiestline October 6, 2020
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