karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets

Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count

by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020

Karma

A Kind Person Known for their Braveness.

A karma is Trustworthy and Cute

A karma Is Like a Mostafa ,They Work together😉

Who is that Cute girl over there ? (Karma)

by Teteet love mostafa April 29, 2019

Karma Broker

When J-Rod tells it how it is and your karma comes forth.

Dude, my Karma Broker told me if I fucked this girl, I’d get crabs. So I fucked her sister.”

by Chick’s Dig Dicks February 15, 2024

rock karma

An infamous bit of wisdom passed down from ogs(80s).. Those that participate in the distribution of crystal methamphetamine or crack-cocaine knowingly attach a negative energy imparted on there spirit which finds it way to the person later in life disguised as a blessing. A dark omen not to be taking litely. Although with preserverence spiritual healing and good deeds can be disolved.

oh:Damn homie I just had a sheet of acid drop in a sewer drain, wind blew it out of my hand from nowhere!

Squad: Must be that Rock karma fam!

by Acididtabinhoodlems May 24, 2019

Karma Film

This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!

"Do you think you'll be friends with him again?" "No... He's got his Karma Film coming at him."

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

Spider karma

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.

I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.

by anonymous October 24, 2023

karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better

1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf

by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021