Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️
by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018
Get the Karl Kristianmug. a perverted entity of unknown origin. Extremely dangerous and anomalous. known to be spotted on playgrounds all around montana after 11 pm.The entity has an obama mask which is impossible to take off , blood is colored black with ability to melt stuff when exposed for too long. When noticed you must run as fast as you can.
by RaisMonster August 3, 2021
Get the Joyous Karlmug. NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
by Deamkn March 26, 2024
Get the Karl Malonemug. Karl is the gangsta with mad lags.
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find
he dont care about school he dont care about the rules he says fuck the police.
but he care about his brothers and family.
when you have a karl as your friend make sure not to loose him cuz his hard to find
by Jjffj October 11, 2018
Get the Karlmug. Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.
What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.
What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"Hey look a Karl let's pretend to be his friend and then talk shit about him behind his back"
"Yeah good idea"
"Yeah good idea"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
Get the Karlmug. by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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Get the karl sleepingmug.