Julian

A Julian is someone who wipes their ass after shitting but not enough to stop the stains from appearing when they pull up their pants, they will often procrastinate and do stuff like write definitions out on a community- driven website instead of their biology homework. They are obsessed with pop tarts but stay skinny and lost their virginity at age 12 due to lack of parental supervision at the family gathering.

-Friend 1: Hey why did you leave school early

-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again

by poop dollar tree October 13, 2020

Julian

Privileged white-boy who thinks that he is hip to all of the harsh realities in the hood.

Damn dude, why you trying to act so down?You know you’re not about that life, don’t be such a Julian.

by Tee Bone Jones June 29, 2020

Julian

The sexiest man alive

That kid sleeping with a bell pepper is such a julian.

by Jessica Scott November 22, 2021

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025

Julian

If you know a Julian you can confirm he is an asshole and smartass most of the time but once you get to know him he is a very trustworthy and caring guy who always has your back.

Person1: Julian is annoying I don't know why you are still friends with that guy
Person2: Fuck you, you just don't know him well

by do 8 October 4, 2025

Julian

Has a big dick nice guy and is a nice guy and has a lot friends OVERALL nice guy

Julian is so cute

by Vloiu. December 28, 2021

julian

he is a cheater, manipulator, liar and a player. if you see a Julian RUN! he will say that he doesn't talk to any other girls but that's a lie. he only cares about himself and nobody else. he will act like he loves you for a minute and then the next he will full on ignore you. don't trust him. he is a bitch.

"julian said he loved me but played me"

"i caught julian cheating on me"

by Imissyou3939 March 11, 2023