Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019

jordan

to take things too far

"Stop pulling a Jordan"

by Jeffrey Kerr February 14, 2009

jordan

the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.

also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).

god that guy dumped her for no reason
he is such a complete jordan.

god his jordan is tiny!

by vince1234 January 11, 2009

Jordan

GAY, thats it no more nothing else

jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples

by rasta binladen October 1, 2007

Jordans

Slang for 23-inch tire rims. The term is in reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23.

"Are those 21-inch rims on your Impala?"
"No man, them be Jordans."

by Richard Roundtree May 20, 2006

jordan

very athletic,cute,smart,and has super swag.He's wonderful and an outstanding kisser.

he is good at baseball he must be a jordan

by jordan lover123 September 24, 2011

jordan

the sweetest guy you will ever meet. is usualy in love with an: abbie he will love his girl with all of his heart. at times can be over protective. but he means well...allways and forever(:

*guy tries to kiss abbie*
jordan-*stands in front of abbie* "i would advise you to back. off."

by jordanlover1234 January 28, 2011