Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019

jordan

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.

Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for

by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014

jordan

to take things too far

"Stop pulling a Jordan"

by Jeffrey Kerr February 14, 2009

jordan

the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.

also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).

god that guy dumped her for no reason
he is such a complete jordan.

god his jordan is tiny!

by vince1234 January 11, 2009

Jordan

GAY, thats it no more nothing else

jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples

by rasta binladen October 1, 2007

Jordans

Slang for 23-inch tire rims. The term is in reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23.

"Are those 21-inch rims on your Impala?"
"No man, them be Jordans."

by Richard Roundtree May 20, 2006

jordan

very athletic,cute,smart,and has super swag.He's wonderful and an outstanding kisser.

he is good at baseball he must be a jordan

by jordan lover123 September 24, 2011