Johnathanification

The act of subtly converting to a true gay around the homies.

Bros getting Johnathanificationed, I think he is really gay now.

by noenmt December 30, 2023

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johnaconda

A man name John who is good in bed... Aka his privates are also known to be as big as an anaconda snake

Have you ever been with a johnaconda?
All the ladies call him johnaconda.

by j.aconda January 7, 2024

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Joanna Jedrzejczyk

The boogie woman.

Not to be confused with Trump simp Colby Covington's "the boobie woman" concept.

"I know that I'm not the prettiest one, I'm not having big boobies...I want people to remember me as the best female fighter...and the UFC champion of the world." - Joanna Jedrzejczyk

by Hondasexual January 8, 2024

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Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

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Verb. Scribbling incoherently over an image or diagram while explaining something. The scribbles make the diagram progressively less understandable. Words are rarely written.

Noun. Any such markup.

Derived from the way John Madden would scrawl shit over obvious football plays.

My customer johnmaddened the proposal so I have no idea what they want.

by waxangel March 12, 2024

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