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Joel Joint

A joint that has 0.5 or less in it that is really skinny and fucked.
Danny rolled up a Joel joint We should spark it up.
by NIhad Ajdarpasic October 18, 2021
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Joel

pussy slayer(cat fucker)
more obsessed with cats then the Egyptians
Where did my cat go?
fuck, must be Joel, hes at it again!
by Fat Milf April 5, 2022
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Joel

Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.
Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.

Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
by Lex_Amercir.93 June 26, 2019
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Joel

If you come by a Joel he is usually very tall but that's his only upside his whole personality is revolved around women and simping for them. Beware of Joels
Yeah omg I met 2 Joels so far and both were simps
by Noooooooooooooot November 17, 2022
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Joel

To remove or ban a member of a group on a social media platform, typically with no warning and extreme prejudice.
The admins decided to joel the member immediately. The member was joeled from the group.
by EvilGopher October 28, 2021
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Sloppy Joel

It is a sex move when a guy named Joel is fucking a girl (alternating holes) who is on her period, nuts in her ass and proceeds to scoop up the juices with one hand and simultaneously slaps her with the juicy hand and his cock on either side of her face, then he proceeds to make out with her.
“She wouldn’t shut up about her ex so I gave her a nice sloppy Joel
by Chilling gorilla69 February 23, 2022
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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