Jazzy Anne

all my moods in one

bill: hey are you
me: *shows video of jazzy anne*
bill: agreed

by flappy.jazzy May 30, 2019

Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.

SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" May 15, 2008

Jizz worthy

Worthy of a jizz.

Dude 1: How is infamous?
Dude 2: Utterly jizz worthy!

by O noes! May 29, 2009

Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

by FunnyMexican June 6, 2010

fizz jizz

The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.

Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)

Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)

Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)

Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)

Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?

by shroomdoom June 28, 2010

Jizza

Jizza is slang for the realest city in Norway. Jizza is short for Jessheim and is soon to be the capital of Norway.

Yo dawg where u from?

Im straight outta Jizza son.

by Alexrichi August 26, 2008

Jizzaphonics

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.

My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!

by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010