Jersey Deep Freeze

The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."

by poop sex jr August 24, 2011

Jersey Slut

A term in beer pong for a re-rack typically featuring 5 cups with 3 in a fashion parallel to the table length interlocked with 2 in a fashion parallel to the table length. This term originated in 2010 in Washington, DC and is also known, often times, as a zipper. If racked correctly, it may resemble Snooki's 2010 body shape.

Bro 1: Hey, dude, I'm sucking dick at this game right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, you are, broski. You better get a re-rack.
Bro 1: Yeah, brah. I'll have a jersey slut.
*Bro 2 re-racks to a jersey slut*
Bro 1: Thanks, bro.
Bro 2: Always got your back, bro. Bros for life.
Bro 1: Total bromance.
Bro 2: For sure. Jersey sluts all day.

by JerseySlore August 17, 2014

jersey bam bam

When you are banging a hot chick, fall on the floor and get smacked in the ass by a guy named Mark coming into the wrong room.

I was pulling a jersey bam bam and have the sore knees to prove it.

by Teagen April 5, 2015

Jeseli

Jeseli is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. She has an amazing and great personality. She is so funny and can make anyone die of laughing with her great humor. Jeseli doesn't need makeup to be beautiful because her natural beauty is greater than makeup. If you have a Jeseli in your life do NOT let her go!! ;)

Guy 1: Hey! Who's that girl over there? She's gorgeous!
Guy 2: Oh, her? That's Jeseli . Isn't she amazing?

by yomama3523 July 4, 2016

Jesse

Jesse(usually a boy) is one of the most uniquely person you will ever know. He is smart, funny, sweet, and is shy at first. But once a Jesse has become one of your greatest friends, you're life will never be the same. He's loyal to a friend no matter what. He will only mention you to other friends when you're not around though. But he truly cares about you, just doesn't want to admit it. If you have a Jesse in your life, make sure he stays in your life. Because you will regret it once he leaves.

Julia: Look! It's Jesse!
Amber: Where?! I need to hug him!

by fathismath January 20, 2019

Jesse Jarratt

Jesse Jarratt is the fat one who says mi mi mi meh mi mi meh me , he can be funny sometimes be in re he really tick joe meister off however Jesse jarratt is really hot therefore that doesn't matter

Jesse Jarratt looks fucking great today

by Seb woollin April 15, 2021

Jesse

By far the coolest name ever known to man. To this day, this name conquers all others, especially the name steve. If you were born with the name Jesse, you are in line for a lifetime of riches, women, and fame. Not to mention you are a SEX god. All women want to be with you to experience your incredible sex

Wow look how awesome Jesse is, he would not be awesome if his name was Steve.

by the one117733 October 23, 2009