Jared

He works at Subway and has a "Five Dollar Foot Long".

Jared works at Subway

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016

Jared Co.

This is what they refer to as "the one who lusts for Aidan. Has been known to stalk and harrass small children at pre-schools also and a fan of large insertions.

Hey kid , you look like a young Aidan , wanna come back to my place and watch me stick this coke bottle in my ass??

by Habibqaqeqsqede December 13, 2004

Jared Hance

a fucking bitch

Jared Hance is so cute. That fucking bitch.

by rhsstudent November 20, 2014

Jared

The stupid ass Jew everyone's cool with. That kids got more problems than a mental patient. Usually known as the drug dealer because he's getting rid of all those prescriptions mommy has him on. Nice guy though

"Damn Jareds drunk again"?

by Autobon946 March 31, 2017

jardell

A horrible person, often ignores messages and will do nothing but hate on you. Ignore and don't let them enter your life at any cost.

Friend 1: Hey have you met that new guy

Friend 2: ergh yeah they're a right Jardell

by Acoolgyal September 5, 2017

jared

someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness

someone you would stride to be gay

a manifestation of homoseaxuallity

basically the gay-est nigga God could create

I took jared's girlfriend ... oh well

My wife is hates jared and things he is a homophobic nigger

by jared gasmena December 6, 2017

Jared

a massive whore

Stop being such a whore, Jared.

by miath August 11, 2018