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Jake Paul

A Cringey Man Child That Does Not Know That England Is A Continent And Is Not Indeed A City. He Is Also Known As A Meme Killer This Man Child Has Kild Over Fifty Memes As A Cringe Man Son Of A Bitch.
Hey, You See That Guy He Looks Like Jake Paul.
by Loganster Pauler May 27, 2019
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Jake Paul

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by is this loss August 18, 2018
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Jake Paul

I sillt little internet boy who thinks he is the greatest boxer of all time. Which is ridicouless when u put in account some of the few actual boxers for example Muhammed Ali, Mike tyson, Sugar ray leonard, Sugar ray johnson,Lucas the Spider, Tyson fury, and the list can go on of who is better than him a boxing. Anyways Jake Paul is the worst human being to ever live on this planet earth
JAKE PAUL IS A FUCKING SOPPY LITTLE TWAT
by MonsterKid123 December 1, 2021
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul has been known for many years as Dillons bitch.
by Worldwide facts January 26, 2021
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Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
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Jake Paul

Some random person people compare to genocidal psychopaths like Adolf Hitler all because he acted stupid one day and didn’t change his behaviour in the same way psychopathic feminists that assume that the world is made up of BLACK and WHITE and every single human being has experienced the exact same experience.
“Omg, he wasn’t 100% perfect in front of millions of people! Let’s destroy Jake Paul and compare him to cancer!”
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
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Jake Paul

A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.
Jake Paul is a hypocritical idiot...
by Brahmbles June 9, 2018
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